Snow White Hills Blood Bowl Chronicles

Well, since yer bought me another pint, I suppose I can trust ya. Y'see, there's somethin' wrong goin' on at the castle, and they wanted me to be part o' it. When they find me, they'll get fer me, so there's little point in me not spillin' my guts - I'm just glad Theda ain't around to see this. Anyway, I've been working for 'is nibs for about three years. He's good that way, looks after the bereaved. Been like that ever since he lost his mother. I was preparing a new batch o' shoes when that toad Gullie comes over. Tells me that 'is nibs wants a talk. So, I finish up and get moving. But when I get to his room, there's no one there. Suddenly, thud, the door slams behind me, and I hear the click o' the lock. Well, I'm not best pleased, and just a little confused, so I starts bangin' on the door, shoutin' at Gullie. But it's no good. I was worried what 'is nibs would say if he caught me in 'is room. So, I decide to look around for another way out. But when I turn about I get the surprise o' me life. Across the room there's this… slug, but wiv teeth. It ain't too big, so I ain't worried, just a little shocked. It's movin' slowly towards me, so I pick up a chair to squash it if it gets too close. Then I hear the door click behind me. I almost died when I saw who was there. Theda, my dead wife… I just shook my head. I was stunned. She came forward and stroked my head like she used to when I got sad… I was so confused, but… so happy. Well, I'm not going into details, friend, but when I woke up I felt weak and drained. 'Is nibs is there, and so is Gullie. They asked me if I'd liked it. Liked it? I wanted to know where Theda was. All they could do was grin like loons. Told me that everything would be alright. That they 'ad figured a way to bring them all back: — Reimer Schmidt, Ostler